8.25.2004

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the discussion of the word tragedy. So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a tragedy.One little boy stands up and offers: "If my bestfriend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.""No," says President Bush, "that would be an accident."A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.""I'm afraid not," explains the exalted leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand.In a quiet voice he says: "If Air Force One carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaims President Bush, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?""Well," says the boy,"because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

1 Comments:

Blogger j.CEe VEe said...

good one...
did you see where the other day some press guys asked bush if he was going to athens?
and he replied...
"athens, texas?"
he has briliantly managed to piss off the other olympic countries i hear with those adds he is running over there claiming to have freed afghanistan and iraq...
the iraqi soccer coach said that iraq is still an occupied country as far as he was concerned...
i hope this fucking swift boat vet's advertising caimpaign blows up is dumb ass draft dodging face!
i mean these guys are the same guys that went after mccain for collaberating with the enemy in vietnam...
yeah sure mr president he was collaberating with the enemy while he was in his CAGE in north vietnam...
while you were probably at some nice beer bong party missing your guard meetings and stil trying to learn to drive a goddamn bike!
lord! please! don't let him win!

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